Don't Wanna Make You Mad (The Pirate Song)

I wrote this song for two of my friends who were (and are still) dating. They had a huge argument involving whether or not one of them was a pirate (pirates steal and rape and pillage, is that something you REALLY wanna say about yourself, and how can you feel like a pirate if you live in the desert!). In any case this song is just about arguing when you are in love, and realizing that the argument isn't about anything other than being worried about staying together.