12 Pack Man
Album: TBA
By: Clay Colton Band
By: Clay Colton Band
Duration
3:43
Description
The story of your basic blue collar man and his blue collar girl being content with their lives as "12 pack" people, and not interested in the medias glorification of modelesque people - "6 pack men.."
Lyrics
Picture on the TV Doesn’t Look Like Me A Couple blondes, some guy and a shaken martini I’ve long since given up on trying to be the man With a perfect smile, a perfect life and a suntan It’s hard to have a six pack when you’re more a 12 pack man don’t spend my days rollin’ in the sand With bikini models and umbrella drinks I buy Playboy cuz I don’t wanna think about Which guy’s doin’ what to which girl Or what’s goin’ on in the whole damn world A couple of beers and a couple of friends Besides that you know I don’t have no plans I’m a 12 pack man Wake up every morning, head off to work Cup of coffee, pair of jeans, and my favorite T-shirt I know there’s people out there, think less of me Cuz I don’t buy their tabloid life and their fake reality Chorus I see lots of people wearing suits charging for advice But leave it to my girl when she starts talkin’ It’s all about the real life…and she says I don’t need a six pack, I’m more a 12 pack girl Don’t see me wearin’ lots of diamonds and pearls Or spendin’ my days in a nail salon If I had to admit, you know my favorite song would be that Redneck Woman or some outlaw stuff drivin round here just blastin’ in your truck With a couple of friends and some homemade wine If I had my choice, I’d spend all my time with my 12 pack man Lord I’m a 12 pack man.
