jenny
By: bootheelbyllie
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funniest song you ever heard
Lyrics
Jenny She was one of a kind, she was mine all mine, My baby weighed 400 pounds. One night while we was sleepin, She was dreamin she was eatin, I woke up with my leg in her mouth. I tried to wake her up, but buddy I was stuck, My girl she’s got a kung fu grip. I knew that she was trippin, When she said I taste like chicken, I couldn’t get my leg out her lips. * Chorus *----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jenny Jenny please help me Jenny Craig, I swear that I’m not liein, my girl eats just like a lion. I only got one leg left. Now if you think that’s crazy, My girl closed a chinesse buffet, The menu said it’s all you can eat. She sat there 40 hours, she even ate the flowers, They had to cut her out of her seat. They had to call a fire truck, They got their jaws of life stuck, I’ve never seen grown men cry. The tears they started flyin, when she started fartin, She shouldn’t of ate that pork fried rice. *chorus*------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jenny Jenny please help me Jenny Craig. Chang Hows is out of business, I only got one leg left. Please help me Jenny Craig. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Now that’s not all my trouble, One night while we was lovin, My girl damn near broke me in half. It’s not a pretty picture when your underneath her, Now my stomach is part of my back. Now I’m sittin on a corner, In a wheel chair beggin quarters, People they have pity on me. I tell’em I was a soldier in the war I got run over, To keep my girl from goin hungry. *choru*-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jenny Jenny please help me Jenny Craig, I only got one leg left, now my stomachs were my back is, Please help me Jenny Craig. Jenny Jenny please help me Jenny Craig. Jenny Jenny 1 800 Jenny 20
