Bling!

Duration

3:07

Genres

Holiday / Seasonal

Description

Lyrics

Someday soon you're gonna face up, I was born half elf, & I'm blowing bass up. This is is Christmas Crunk, or a taste of, The holidays and elves, fits just like MJ's glove. Now Santa Claus and elves both love Christmas cookies, But theres more to the story so listen to me. I'll tell you bout lame present that should stay on the shelves, I'll dispell some mispells about Christmas and elves. Like Kris don't have a naughty list, this is the space age, Now Santa stays connected on his myspace page. And dont give reindeer sugar cause it gives them gas. Takes 8 to pull the sleigh dont hesitate to hate that blast! Yes it's been 10 months so ya may be rusty, Believe me all or none, I'm a must see. I came to shine bright like lights at Christmas, Not be on the Eminem Top 10 dis list. I'm bringin' bling! Bling bling, yeah, he's bringin' bling. More than you've seen! More than you've seen in all history. I say to thee, It's not just bling, no, it's Christmas bling. Christmas bling, Yeah, like there's not enough already. What?? Like there's not enough already? You can never bring too much bling. Yo. We're not done with dis, so, You wake up Christmas eve late from the crash and clatter, Still groggy from egg nogg, like smothered covered scattered. You hear sounds downstairs it's where you hear comotion. It's superfragilisticexpealidocious. You wanna go take a peek, but wonder should you dare, You lay there scared wearing Batman underwear, You wonder if the cookies stale or the milks too warm, Should I call the police and make a Santa sighting report?? Your brains going crazy and excited from the drama, You run out the front door forgetting your pajamas. You look up at the roof where you thought you heard a jingle, Over on the corner theres where Santa took a tinkle. So better watch your step if you go near the window, The number one rule is, "DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW!" I'm built like 50 cent, look like Eninem, flow like Ludicris And I'm cooler than all of them.