A Beard On Me
Album: A Typical Atypical Album
By: Phil Meisner
By: Phil Meisner
Duration
3:31
Genres
Lyrics
[Verse 1] I cannot grow A full beard It grows in patchy And it looks real weird [Chorus] I wish I looked like a grizzly man I wish I could live out my bearded plans Alas, there's one thing I know A beard, on me, shall never grow [Verse 2] I cannot prove My manliness Because my beard doesn't It does not exist [Chorus] [Bridge] The peach fuzz and the stubble Is my cause of suffering If my facial hair would double I could do anything [Final Chorus] I hope I look like a grizzly man I know I would live out my bearded plans Alas there's one thing I hope A beard, on me, will grow A beard, on me, will grow