Dawn Of The Condoms
Album: Get'N The Van!
By: Ultra Saturday
By: Ultra Saturday
Duration
2:13
Genres
Description
From Ultra Saturday's debut album Get'N The Van!
Lyrics
It’s the dawn of the condoms, We’re here for your protection. Dawn of the condoms, Saving your erection. Pregnancy was rampant, all across the land. Having sex was dangerous for any, any man. But, rubber was invented, protection for us all. Now the human beings, can answer natures call. It’s the dawn of the condoms, We’re here for your protection. Dawn of the condoms, Saving your erection. Dawn of the condoms, It’s better then the pill. Dawn of the condoms, And this won’t make you ill. The day that they announced it, everybody cheers: “Sex is finally safe again! So bury all your fears!” But don’t ignore the label, hidden on the side: “95% effective”, so enjoy the ride! It’s the dawn of the condoms, We’re here for your protection. Dawn of the condoms, Saving your erection. Dawn of the condoms, Buy them at a store. Dawn of the condoms, Pregnancy no more. (interlude) It’s the dawn of the condoms, We’re here for your protection. Dawn of the condoms, Saving your erection. Dawn of the condoms, Man greatest invention. Dawn of the condoms, Sex was its intention. It’s the dawn of the condoms, We’re here for your protection. Dawn of the condoms, Saving your erection. Dawn of the condoms, buy em’ at a store. Dawn of the condoms, pregnancy no more.