15. Crack 'n' Smack (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec)

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3:53

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CRACK ‘N’ SMACK (P & C Jan R Paszkowiec) Ah crack and smack the deadly duo The classic combination numero-uno Where crack is smack is close behind Ya have a pipe then chase up a line They seem to be a match made in heaven They be the best combination on a session They be the best drug combination by far And it’s best to take them regular I take ‘em frequently And there’s nothing wrong with me What a cunt ‘eah they both be illegal Cos what the high is to be is unbeatable Don’t give me shit for promoting the shit You think their wrong cos they be illicit You should try ‘em first before making your assumption Don’t judge ‘em when you ain’t got the balls to have done ‘em Crack and smack go hand in hand together To take crack before smack is what’s better Crack and smack are a classic combination To take crack then smack should then be taken Crack and smack are relatively harmless Even if they ain’t then I’ll still take ‘em regardless I’ve done ‘em both and I’m still in fine fettle Not every fucker the money for ‘em I try to embezzle Crack and smack ain’t as bad as what they make ‘em out to be They should put both on the national formulary Why not go further and make them requisite So everyone can enjoy the crack and smack composite The enjoyment is more when taking both in tandem If you won’t take ‘em then I’ll have ‘em I don’t give a fuck what it is I take Let these drugs in me amalgamate I know I’m enjoying ‘em, so fuck you There’s nothing better that I’d rather do Then get fucked out me noggin on crack and smack Doing ‘em makes me feel better about the fucking crap Crack and smack go hand in hand together To take crack before smack is what’s better Crack and smack are a classic combination To take crack then smack should then be taken Would you like some crack with your smack there sir Of course dear boy the more the better As long as the shit be of shocking proportions Fuck whatever damage gets done to my internal organs Whatever it causes the shit be worth it It’s not the only thing I do that be carcinogenic So doing ‘em won’t hurt anymore as anything else would Shit, the crack and the smack will make me feel good All right the crack won’t last longer than before I can say crack But I’ll take the dodgy one away by smoking a little smack Then things will be just fan-daby-dosey My shit will feel just fine and rosie Cos I’m taking the old crack and smack marriage I find there to be truth in the old adage That crack and smack go hand in hand together I’ll take ‘em today and will probably take ‘em forever Crack and smack go hand in hand together To take crack before smack is what’s better Crack and smack are a classic combination To take crack then smack should then be taken