A Dull Science

This sex-starved trio of strapping young men began collaborating with each other at the age of 8, when Hutton and Ilya eyed each other's Speedos...on the swim team that is. Their friendship solidified after a near-arrest experience involving a treefort, a rock, and moving car. It has survived several girlfriend-stealing experiences, millions of different variations on haircuts, video-game induced arguments and farting contests, among other challenges. Ilya met Kevin in Spanish class and le...

This sex-starved trio of strapping young men began collaborating with each other at the age of 8, when Hutton and Ilya eyed each other's Speedos...on the swim team that is. Their friendship solidified after a near-arrest experience involving a treefort, a rock, and moving car. It has survived several girlfriend-stealing experiences, millions of different variations on haircuts, video-game induced arguments and farting contests, among other challenges. Ilya met Kevin in Spanish class and learned he liked music. Once Hutton and Ilya saw him on the drum line with his furiously-flying snare tactics, it was love at first sight, and A Dull Science was born. Hutton Baird Bass / Vocals Age: 20 San Diego, CA Hutton puts applesauce on everything, including eggs. His percussion obsession extends to the drums, piano, and marimba, plus he plays bass, guitar and tries to sing. What band has a fu$%^@ng marimba?! Evidently all the hair dye has gone to his head... Ilya Shatov Guitar / Vocals Age: 20 Moscow, Russia Ilya is tired of explaining to everyone why his last name is not the past tense of "going number 2." He's RUSSIAN, dammit! Besides playing guitar and singing, Ilya's favorite things to do are be late, tell stories that are way too long that suck, and pump gas. Kevin PintadoDrums Age: 18 San Diego, CA Kevin is the illegitimate love child of Bruce Lee and Liza Minelli. Boasting the world's shortest but fastest arms, Kevin is a maniac on the skins. Kevin has worn the same size pants since third grade. Imagine all the money his parents have saved.