Captain Macaque and the Wire Mothers

Sam was a cyborg hunter in the year 3099, preparing for a raid on outpost SiriusAK993. Madeline was a nurse, mending brave soldiers on the front lines of the French revolution. A rip in time sent them careening toward each other. Only Captain Macaque was able to prevent their collision and stop the destruction of all space and time (in this universe). Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) he dumped them here in the 21st century, to tell their tales of glory and such.