Euphoric Organ FAilure

I'm really just one guy, the cheese standing alone in front of a microphone. As a baby I have memories of Double FAntasy by John & Yoko. At Four I found Guns N Roses and the rest of my life was ruined. My first band was called Death To Nicole and after a pair of dubious "Recess Cassettes" we were rechristened The SNozzberries. Fashioned after The Ramones and The Dead Kennedys, The SNozzberries played loud fast punk music with lots of hooks. During one gig at a Private School we were stran...

I'm really just one guy, the cheese standing alone in front of a microphone. As a baby I have memories of Double FAntasy by John & Yoko. At Four I found Guns N Roses and the rest of my life was ruined. My first band was called Death To Nicole and after a pair of dubious "Recess Cassettes" we were rechristened The SNozzberries. Fashioned after The Ramones and The Dead Kennedys, The SNozzberries played loud fast punk music with lots of hooks. During one gig at a Private School we were stranded outside of the building and soon found that we had grafitti markers handy which we used to write our name all over the building. But since we had never given them our name when we played, they didn't know who had done it.During the next few years, I toured a little with The SNozzberries until the other members left for college and I started a band called Sorry In Advance which was more straight ahead Rock like Black Sabbath as well as a stoner side project with my brother called Gut LessonKlown (who to date have recorded three records)Egos and Girl Troubles took it's toll on Sorry In Advance and just as we bagan getting on the radio and playing outside of the Berkshires, Jealousy and substance abuse blew us apart. About a year later I saw SIAs former lead guitar player in a bar talking to my girlfriend. I grabbed his head and pulled him off his bar stool onto the floor and walked out.With no band and no money, I was forced to get a job at a factory making plastic parts for dialysis machines. About six months in I got my hand caught in one of the machines and had a steel pole about the width of a finger jammed through my hand. I am very lucky that I can still even play guitar.In April of 2007 I had my first child which is great but it also makes it so that i can't starve and run away to Cali any time soon So I got my liscense to sell real estate in hopes of making some money but I'm still hoping that someone will hear this music and realize that this is the only thing i have ever wanted and just want to play and not have to wear a tie and feel like a whore.Through all of this I don't have a lot left, but there is a lot of fucking awesome music. I do have that, they can't take that away from me.