Mirrors Falling Off

From humble beginnings they arrived on the scene, fresh from the womb with one epic mission...to save the entire universe from the darkest evil and most nefarious schemes of maliciousness!!! They battled for eons against demons and monsters and creatures of all types, to protect the galaxy from all manner of dangers...those seen and unseen! They got TIRED! REAL TIRED!!! So they took a nap...and slept for 3000 years. When they awoke, they saw they had much work to do to bring balance and harmo...

From humble beginnings they arrived on the scene, fresh from the womb with one epic mission...to save the entire universe from the darkest evil and most nefarious schemes of maliciousness!!! They battled for eons against demons and monsters and creatures of all types, to protect the galaxy from all manner of dangers...those seen and unseen! They got TIRED! REAL TIRED!!! So they took a nap...and slept for 3000 years. When they awoke, they saw they had much work to do to bring balance and harmony back to the universe, but The Council of Universal Safety, said they were too old for the job and had already replaced them millenia ago! Upon hearing this fatal news, the two unknowable galaxy savers, looked off into the distance, to see a single mirror on a street corner, fall down and shatter into a bajillion pieces. In that spectacle of prismatic ever shifting light and chaos, they knew what they had to do...they had to ROCK in the most EPIC and SILLIEST of ways!!! They all lived happily ever after. The End.