This independent, Idaho native and 208 Underground NW representative is artistically challenging overly-common Hip Hop schemas by throwing his advanced lyricism and gift of funk over big band-style productions and other craziness that melts in your eardrums. If you like it, share the hell out of it! On the personal, I like to invite people to free shows advertising free drugs and alcohol and then lock the doors and throw mass interventions. I'm the only rapper to transition to ballet, emo, ...
This independent, Idaho native and 208 Underground NW representative is artistically challenging overly-common Hip Hop schemas by throwing his advanced lyricism and gift of funk over big band-style productions and other craziness that melts in your eardrums. If you like it, share the hell out of it! On the personal, I like to invite people to free shows advertising free drugs and alcohol and then lock the doors and throw mass interventions. I'm the only rapper to transition to ballet, emo, disco, and then successfully go back to hip-hop. I join gangs for free coffee at the meetings. I sell gimmicks and lie about my lifestyle through my music. I poke holes in condoms. I've never punched a child, they usually respond to hard slaps. I tell other people's kids that Santa died at Wal-mart. I help old ladies halfway across the street and then run the rest of the way to hit the crosswalk button exposing them oncoming traffic. I lead peoples’ animals away from their house with food and then call them to say I found their pet and would like a reward. I will siphon your gas when I still have 3/4 of a tank. I don't like to brag, I just think it's best to remind others how much better I am than them. I go to other people's funerals to try and sell insurance to their families. I make fun of stranger's haircuts, even when they look good. I pretend I have superpowers and refuse to use them when people are in trouble. I de-pants my girlfriend every time we're in line at the store. I will send you to Scientology Hell if I don't like your face. I'm seriously sarcastic and if you don't understand my humor, you probably won't like me. If you do, send me links to funny stuff. I also do music. Want to sign me, have me perform or include my jams in your movie or on a compilation, hit me up. I am available for features depending on quality of production and artists. Sponsored by: http://goldsellingsecrets.com
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