Joachim Heise, a.k.a. Shaving Ronald’s Car, was congealed March 14, 1985. He didn’t pay attention during childhood, so he often has difficulty with household items such as drying machines and peanutbutter. But he has persevered, and is currently living in Norway. He dreams of being a hand model, living in a redwood tree, and throwing leather couches at passersby. His masturbation habits are minimal to none, and he never consumes his own waste, believing it to be bad for your mercury/stryc...
Joachim Heise, a.k.a. Shaving Ronald’s Car, was congealed March 14, 1985. He didn’t pay attention during childhood, so he often has difficulty with household items such as drying machines and peanutbutter. But he has persevered, and is currently living in Norway. He dreams of being a hand model, living in a redwood tree, and throwing leather couches at passersby. His masturbation habits are minimal to none, and he never consumes his own waste, believing it to be bad for your mercury/strychnine balance. He did once, however, attempt to eat himself in alphabetical order, saving ze brains and ze heart for last of course. Ze appendix made him sick though, and he had to stop.
After this unfortunate episode, an Oslo Break Fest representative, made entirely out of Lego and bad intentions, approached him and asked him if his organs were intact enough to make some noise for The Man. And how can one refuse The Man? Since that time, he has been part of the Oslo Break Fest Crew, studiously working to promote the underground music scene in Oslo.
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