The Celery Shitz

We're a little band collected from several little towns scattered about southern Britain.. We been doin it up for a while now, writin songs about the world. We consider ourselves to be a thinkin mans band, with tons of intelligible lyrics to give your brain quite the workout! We usually like to play pretty fast, but not so fast you didn't notice we were here. We want you to remember us.. kinda like that slut that gave you herpes that one time! Some people try to call our music "punk", but we ...

We're a little band collected from several little towns scattered about southern Britain.. We been doin it up for a while now, writin songs about the world. We consider ourselves to be a thinkin mans band, with tons of intelligible lyrics to give your brain quite the workout! We usually like to play pretty fast, but not so fast you didn't notice we were here. We want you to remember us.. kinda like that slut that gave you herpes that one time! Some people try to call our music "punk", but we really like to think of ourselves more as.. "drunk". So now we've decided to do it up here on this ourstage gig & well, we hope you enjoi. Cheers! -Wally