McNeil Island Meat Hammer

Ghanilorn, Ronnie James Dikhole, And Rick the rock n' roll rooster, all met up while on a beautiful island. (Thee MOST beautiful island) And every morning they had made a habit of creating music from the sounds that was only made from their three meats combined. The second Ghanilorn's meat started singing a Perfect Aretha Franklin tune, the boys stood in awe. Blah blah blah then the breed war happened and ended in ghanilorns favor, and we yet again have another 9600 years until we have to wor...

Ghanilorn, Ronnie James Dikhole, And Rick the rock n' roll rooster, all met up while on a beautiful island. (Thee MOST beautiful island) And every morning they had made a habit of creating music from the sounds that was only made from their three meats combined. The second Ghanilorn's meat started singing a Perfect Aretha Franklin tune, the boys stood in awe. Blah blah blah then the breed war happened and ended in ghanilorns favor, and we yet again have another 9600 years until we have to worry about stopping the next 200,000 year reign of Ogthrak.Since their beginings in 2010 McNeil Island Meat Hammer has gained the interest and managment of long time rock legend producer Ed Town. Recently the Rollin' Stone had this to say about them:"Mcneil Island Meat Hammer is the future of mainstream rock n roll in America.Ghanilorn's beastly backing vocals, RJD's smooth muscular bulge and piss fetish, and Regis Meatspin's sausage juggling skills add together for that amazing Rock N' Roll Butthole Sound that even Gimp Leppard or that shitty guitarist Van Halen couldn't even come close too.-Rolling Stone Magazine"Two Thumbs up Keanu Reeves Ass" -John Denver"Watch out Dragonforce!" -Anonymous