I'm a Bowler
Album: Hollywood Heaven
By: Hillbilly Hellcats Chuck Hughes
By: Hillbilly Hellcats Chuck Hughes
Duration
2:04
Genres
Description
tongue-in cheek hip-hop-swing song
Lyrics
Im a Bowler Chuck Hughes Ascap I eat what I want I drink what I want I wear what I want I think what I want I'm ready to roll got spin control I'm a bowler I dress like a slob I drink on the job I might be a blob but I sure ain't a snob I don't dress to impress I couldn't care less I'm a bowler All of my neighbors go to the gym where they can work out and sweat That's too much pain so I sit at the lane With a drink and a cigarette I say what I want I do what I want I look how I want I'll eat a croissant With a strike or a spare I really could care I'm a bowler I hit the buffet then I'm ready to play I couldn't care less what the others may say I'm ready to bowl chewin' my Skoal I'm a bowler